What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
A worm child comes home. It sees mom and asks: "Mom, have you seen dad?"
Mom says: "Dad went fishing with the guys."
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What eats laptops? Computer worms.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
What is a worm's favorite band? Mud.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.