I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.