September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
That was thaw-some!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Skiing is believing!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!