Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Water you doing, my friend?
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
I beacha miss summer already!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Girls just wanna have sun!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Hey summer, long time no sea!