The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Don't even chai.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I like you a latte.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.