What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?
They dribble all the time.
The huddle is real
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
The beauty with bowling is that you can get three strikes, but you still remain in the game.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
Liprocy.
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Where can you find the biggest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
The density of this concrete leads me to believe one thing: it is a hard court.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
A tennis ball walks into a bar.
The bar man asks: “have you been served?”
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Jack has a large neck so he decided to wear a bowtie to his wedding. Otherwise, he’d end up with a tiebreak.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
The goal nine yards
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?