A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re my lucky charm.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
March 17 is near, and I am so excited about it. The clover it gets, the more excited I become.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Irish I had better jokes.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I’m feelin’ green.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Dublin over in laughter.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!