Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
Dublin over in laughter.
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Irish I had better jokes.