What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Readers do it by the book.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I have no shelf control.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Talk literary to me.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Stay true to your shelf.
My weekend is fully booked.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Treat yo shelves.
I read dead people.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Reading is a novel idea.
Better read than dead.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Bookworms take shelfies.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Feeling my shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
Leave poetry to the prose.
Where my prose at?