“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
We make a great pear
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
You’re my soul Santa.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
"Eggs love you."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Say it ain’t snow.
You are spud-tacular.
It’s worth a shot.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"You're a real good egg."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
"No eggs-cuses."
This is snow laughing matter!
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I’ll never fir-get.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
He’s my pinch charming.
Can’t pinch this.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You’re brew-tiful!
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I love you meow and forever.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I'm the life of the paddy.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Rebel without a Claus.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
You're so clover!
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
People are always after me lucky charms.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.