Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Can’t pinch this.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Gold riddance.
Drink happy thoughts.
You are un-beer-lievable!
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
We’re in a-green-ment.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Take off all your cloves.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Deja brew all over again.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
We like to paddy.
You're so clover!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Life is brew-tiful!
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Sip, sip, horray!
Keep calm and leprech-on.
You’re brew-tiful!
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
You are spud-tacular.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Dublin’ the fun.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Just brew it!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Irish you were beer.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Look for a rainbow connection.
It’s worth a shot.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Who’s your paddy?
I'm the life of the paddy.