I’m elf-taught.
I’m feelin’ pine.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Let’s take an elfie.
The snuggle is real.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Resting Grinch face.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
It takes one to snow one.
Snow thank you.
Love at frost sight!
Your presents is requested.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Up to snow good.
I’ll never fir-get.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
As it snow happens.
It takes one to snow one.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
This is snow laughing matter!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
That look soots you.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
You’re my soul Santa.
Treat yo'elf.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
It's ice to meet you.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
I only have ice for you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
I'm pine-ing for you.