The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.