My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.