The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.