Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.