Rudder valve reversals
Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump.
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?
No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.
Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.
I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.
To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan, but don’t buy too big a toboggan. Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.
There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.
Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrush’s throat.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!
Q: What’s a nectarine?
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!
Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Eddie edited it.
Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
Santa's Short Suit Shrunk
As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate: The greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes. They’re great!
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?
Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.
Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.
I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?
How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.