Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock - oops i did it again.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà .
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.