Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Glow!
Glow who?
Glow worm!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock - oops i did it again.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà .
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's.
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!