They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You're hotter than a data center!
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.