Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
You are s*xy, you are Mexican. You’re a S*xican.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
May I take you out for some tamales, señorita?
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi…
Are you a tamale?
'Cause you're hot.
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?
Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.
Nice to meat you, now lettuce salsa.
I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?
I'm the Juan for you.
I devoted my life to get to this country. Now that I am here, I will save my life to show you love & affection.
Will you be my baerrito?
Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?
You had me at taco.
You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.
Baby, you're the light in my corona.
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
You and tequila make me crazy.
Maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Excuse me, Bonita seniorita, you dropped your halo.
We go together like Menudo and lemon.
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Look at you, chica, my soft-shell taco.
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi
Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.
I'd cross borders for you.
You're rice and I’m the beans. Together, we’re a combo plate of bueno.
I jumped the border to America
so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?
Hey baby, I have a green card.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.