I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I've only got three months to live.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.