This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
You're such a TEAse.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I’m soy into you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.