A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
How about we get down to monkey business?
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.