Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.