You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.