Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
How hot does your gas oven get?
You're the thought that counts!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
I'd drink your bathwater.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
How much will $20 get me?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.