Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.