You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!