Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I could never Passover you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You're a good egg.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.