I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
I really caribou-t you.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
You had me at taco.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.