Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Baby, you rock my world!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?