In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Baby, you rock my world!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You are one well-defined function!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You have one compact set.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.