Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are the square to my root.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I less than three you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You have one compact set.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.