If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.