"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Your lab or my lab?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You’re more special than relativity.