I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?