You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
How much will $20 get me?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You're the thought that counts!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
How hot does your gas oven get?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.