Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Your beauty is blinding.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I'd love to see you s'more.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
So how many cats do you have?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.