If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You really flipturn me on.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Do you like free samples?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Can I claim your baggage?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You dropped something. My jaw.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I Wanna Be Your Man
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.