You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I wood never leaf you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I dig you a hole lot.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I think I found my perfect match
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
My love for you is like no otter.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
We make a great pear
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You’re the queen of my heart.
I think you’re dandelion.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I’m fondue you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I “lub” you.
Yoda one for me!
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I'm fondue you, it's true
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I fence-y you.
I followed my heart to you.
You're acute Valentine.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359