What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Just one hot chick."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Just don't carrot all."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Some bunny loves you."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Eggs love you."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"You make me egg-static."
"For peep's sake."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You can't beat me."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"What an egg-citing day."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You crack me up."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"That's all, yolks."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Having a good hare day."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!