"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
He’s an elf-made man.
"Happy eggster."
I'm the life of the paddy.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You raise the bar.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Icy what you did there.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Shake your shamrocks.
Who’s your paddy?
This is snow laughing matter!
Irish you luck.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Time to spruce things up.
She has high elf-esteem.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Resting Grinch face.
"You're a real good egg."
"Just one hot chick."
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Get clover it, babe.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Hold on for deer life.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
I’ll never fir-get.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I have the final sleigh.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Up to snow good.
Just brew it!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.