I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Summer is just floating by.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Water you doing on [date]?
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
My moment in the sun.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Poor white splash.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Get in the swim this summer.
This summer is going swimmingly.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
For instant fun, just add water.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!