Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Icy what you did there!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
I only have ice for you!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
That was thaw-some!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Ice simply love it when it snows!