What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!