Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.