I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.