The tiger asked his longtime friend, "Will you be my tigerlfriend."
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
Q: How does a tiger stop a video?
A: By pressing paws.
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
Stri-ped.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What did the zoologist and the herbalist name their child? Tiger Woods.
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
Throw a rock at it. If he runs it's a male. If she runs it's a female.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
A priest is the best catch for a tiger as they like to prey.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.