Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.